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It hurts so much.
Where can I buy pads?
♬ If you want to cry, then cry. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to speak, then speak. Don't be so boring ♬
♬ You brought upon yourself the big problems in life ♬
♬ Let love burn as much as you let it ♬
♬ If you want to love, then love. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to sleep, then sleep. Don't be so cranky ♬
♬ We have been running along a road ♬
♬ Which is the most romantic wild roar of the youth ♬
Proud of Love
This one looks so good as well.
[He Zhi Zhou]
Wait.
This is our first time coming out on a date.
For such a precious time, I will not let you, under any circumstances, leave me for any of the following reasons:
One, your friend is having a birthday party.
Two, one of your relatives fell sick.
Three, your teacher wants to see you.
Four, your experimental mice becomes dysentary.
Five, your ex-girlfriend got pregnant.
Stop.. I know.
As long as you know.
Hello? I'm busy right now. I'm with Xia Wei Ye...
What?
- My mom. - Your mom?
She said... Our house
Your house?
- Is on fire. - On fire?
Yeah. My mom said our house is on fire.
My house is on fire.
Then I'll come with you.
Don't move, there's still two more nails.
Never mind about that, my nails are more important right now.
I need to go.
Why is boss by himself? Why is Ye Ye?
To capture the thief, we have to capture their king first. Understand?
Let's go.
What are you doing here?
Resting.
Who stabbed you?
My aunt (slang for "period").
Your aunt is so fierce. My aunt is really nice to me.
Then you should consider yourself lucky.
Can you move aside?
No. Go play on the other slide.
I want to play on this one.
Gosh, you're so unreasonable.
What does that mean?
I will not move.
Auntie, it is wrong of you to be hogging kids' slides.
Who is an auntie?
Hello there, Auntie.
Such a pretty face. How can someone call me auntie?
Are you okay?
Your aunt (period) is so scary.
Why are you covering up my face?
Let me have a feel to see if my face is still intact.
- Let's go. - No, back away.
It's not like you'll die because of just one period.
No.
Let jie jie ("older sister") handle it for you.
- Let me rest for a while. - If you continue resting you will collapse!
- Hey. - Quick, get up.
Hang on.
What are you doing?
We need to at least cover up the ugly parts.
Turn around.
If you don't feel well, you can lean on me.
Hey.. Hey!
Jie jie is more experienced with these kind of things.
- What is this? It looks so delicate. - Put that down.
Silky surface. New spiral curved and concave pattern.
Gosh.
I'm still a-
What?
Since we probably won't be able to swap our bodies back anytime soon,
I can't always be the only one doing this job of buying pads.
So how about this. I'll teach you how to choose. Don't forget.
Can't I just buy the most expensive one?
Buying pads isn't as easy as you think.
Look, condoms are categorized into convex, super thin and even strawberry-flavored ones.
You usually pay attention to these things?
Of course we need to pay more close attention to things that come into contact with our body like sanitary pads.
Okay. For 100% cotton-layered pads,
we need to use unscented ones, because scented pads are not good for the body.
For daily pads, we need to use super thin ones.
For nightly pads, we need to use 44cm long ones.
Got it?
Start choosing.
It's so painful.
I'm going to tell you again. Peel off the adhesive first, then stick it on your underwear.
Then peel off the ones on those little wings. Remember that when you stick it on,
don't leave any creases. Otherwise,
they will actively move around and around in your undies.
Shut up.
Okay, do it yourself then.
Is this really a good idea?
For love.
Boss is undoubtedly our boss.
He is an expert on all aspects of life.
Even though he is our boss,
But his temperament changes frequently and he is dating two women at the same time.
Ye Ye won't be happy, right?
She will be rather unhappy. I want to save her from the dangers.
You're not going to tell everyone about this, are you?
Of course, what else?
Don't. Think about it, what if Lin Yu Tang heard about this?
Let's not care about that. Short-term pain is better than long-term pain.
Wait.
A wonderful righteous young man,
although Lin Zi is not a righteous young man, but rabbits bite when they are anxious.
The saying goes, you either flare-up as a cuckold or you die as a cuckold.
If Lin Yu Tang flare-up, our boss would be...
There are so many murder cases these two years,
if we are not careful, our dormitory will become a crime scene.
Yeah, you have a point.
So let's just keep this secret to ourselves and not tell anyone else.
If something like this gets out, soon everyone will know about it.
Don't worry. Apart from us two, we will definitely not let a third person know about it.
Ok.
- Why are you guys here? - Why are you guys here?
Princess, please enjoy.
What is this?
It's a warm cup of ginger tea.
Thank you.
What are you doing?
Alleviating your pain.
Are you touched by my warmhearted caring?
The body you're caring for is your own. Isn't this something you should be doing regardless?
Wei Ye said that there is the newest Thai-style oil messaging service here.
With free red wine.
She just happened to have two tickets, so here we are.
I also brought along Mr. Pi Tao to have a look.
Right?
Wait, why are you guys here then?
That's a secret.
La la la...
Here's something for you.
This works wonders.
Have a nap.
Lie down.
I didn't know you're actually quite good at caring for other people.
You're the one who never really lets other people take care of.
I am not.
Butler follows me everywhere I go and takes care of me. Just that I have to pay him.
Why?
Rich people are always lacking love. The novels are right about that indeed.
Childish.
Woah.
Weren't you really experienced?
There's still a difference when someone else does it compared to when I do it myself.
What do I do with this dirtied bed sheet?
Shouldn't you be worrying about me right now? There's blood on me.
Go wash it.
It's their first time?
What are you doing?
Who is it?
It must be the attendant.
Shen Xi, how can you do this?
You are sleeping with He Zhi Zhou, it's such a big matter and you didn't tell me about it!
Please do not believe your eyes.
I was walking along the street when I suddenly came across Shen Xi, who was unable to walk herself.
As the good mate of her boyfriend, I decided to give her a helping hand
and carry her.
That's right, guys. That was what happened.
He's right.
Who are you trying to trick?
Actually, the truth is this.
He Zhi Zhou is a charming vampire who has lived for one thousand years.
In the city, emanates the smell of blood everywhere.
He was looking for a young girl willing to have a relationship with him.
He has a fatal desire towards blood.
Tonight, Shen Xi was unfortunately chosen, and so...
It looks like I'm right. No wonder your face colour has been bad recently.
How does it feel to become a vampire?
Dou Dou, vampires are not in trend right now.
Zombies are trendy. You have to advance with times.
I know.
As the descendent of an influential family, He Zhi Zhou has taken over his family business long ago.
As a young CEO, he appears to be cool, but he is actually gentle.
Maybe he made a mistake in his past life,
he fell in love with the most average girl, Shen Xi.
Who brought in this cup of coffee of such low quality?
Sorry.
You're fired.
Huh?
Look at the sky today, there are fifty shades of grey. Just right.
Ancient people said, women's something
will enter women's hearts.
- Shut up. - Shut up.
You guys should be brave and face your inner emotions.
This is what I think.
Since we're all friends,
then we should all just believe what they say.
After all, it's not easy to tell a lie.
Am I someone who lies?
I know.
It must be that they ate something wrong, which caused them to swap souls.
And then they must have went to the shops to buy something small.
Now they're here at this hotel.
It makes sense. It must be because of that accident.
Oh my gosh, is this the end?
Stay calm.
But what good would staying calm do?
It seems like everyone's ability to accept is higher and has lower moral integrity. Perhaps...
Yes. That's exactly the case.
As if we'd believe that.
Either way, things were what He Zhi Zhou said.
Whether or not you believe it is up to you, but I'm not repeating everything again.
An innocent person will always be innocent. A guilty person will always be guilty.
Don't say anymore.
Things have reached this stage, don't blame me for being impolite.
I'm begging everyone. Please don't tell anyone about this.
If this matter spreads, it will concern my life safety.
Lin Yu Tang won' be able to keep her dignity anymore.
Please keep it a secret for me, guys.
Okay. We definitely will.
Don't tell anyone.
I heard He Zhi Zhou slept with Shen Xi. Don't tell anyone.
heard He Zhi Zhou slept with Shen Xi. Don't tell anyone.
Meet at the rooftop after school.
Shen Xi, have a drink.
What's the situation? [Women]
Hey, have you heard?
Xia Wei Ye's new boyfriend cheated on her with her dormitory's Shen Xi.
What? Doesn't Shen Xi already have a boyfriend?
That's right. That why I say it's weird. Xia Wei Ye and Shen Xi, who do you think is more good-looking?
Of course it's Xia Wei Ye, she has the aura of an inflatable doll.
No, I mean Barbie doll.
I really want to know where she did her nose.
Shen Xi, you slut!
Where is she?
What's the situation?
What in the world did you do to Xiao Xi?
Tang Tang, listen to me.
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Tang Tang, can you listen to me explain?
Hold it there.
Stay tuned! There are more scenes at the end.
♬ If you were a rainbow that is hard to be seen ♬
♬ I am willing to be a passerby's gasp of surprise ♬
♬ If you were also a star that could be seen, but unattainable ♬
♬ We were already fated to not match with one another ♬
♬ However, I am already an ordinary person, ♬
♬ Able to understand everything, yet my heart still hurts deeply ♬
♬ We talked cheerfully and joked around together, and shared our inner thoughts with one another ♬
♬ However, our souls do not dare to acknowledge each other ♬
Today's topic is "Ultimate sweet guy, feel her pain".
Many of us do not understand why girls become so moody when they are on their period.
When we ask her to drink warm water, she will be unhappy. To become an ultimate sweet guy,
you have to have to understand it from inside out and reflect on it deeply.
Today, I, the President,
and the vice president, will lead everyone in experiencing
the force of the period.
It's time to test all of you.
Let's go.
Yes.
Try taking a step or two.
Does everyone understand now?
Yes.